Why isn't it "Weards Heard" or "Words Hord"? Anyway, you want wry, somewhat sarcastic attitude? You want warm, approachable, and friendly? Need a dad? A co-worker? For more than 35 years, that's what I bring to the microphone. I started my adult life as a radio personality, but the part of it I loved the best was voicing commercials. When I was politely asked to leave the broadcast industry in 1984, I started pursuing a career in voice over which led to a stint as a recording engineer/producer, where I produced and directed radio and television commercial voice-overs along with serving as in-house voice actor. After that, I toured the country for about four years as a stand-up comic, and bring those comedy chops to every session. Next, I took a slight detour into teaching high school (or as I put it, doing six shows a day at Heritage Christian School in Indianapolis) but kept up the voice business. Now I have retired from teaching and am devoting more time to voice work. I can also help with audio production. Email me if you'd like a list of my pro audio equipment.